jesus christ I seriously can’t watch Lion King anymore because Nala is giving Simba bedroom eyes and then it clicks that they’re making their sequel baby
SIMBA PUT YOUR LION DICK IN ME, WE NEED TO FRANCHISE THIS SHIT
HURRY UP AND HAKUNA MY TATAS
I CAN’T HANDLE TUMBLR TONIGHT.
HAKUNA MY TATAS
i quit the internet
Starting Sunday November 10th, 2013, Africa’s Next Top Model is set in Cape Town, South Africa. The show features 12 aspiring top models from different parts of Africa competing to be Africa’s Next Top Model. The series will be hosted by Nigerian supermodel Oluchi.
Q:Wht are boners like
well you … uh you see *sweats nervously* when the penis is stimulated the errr uh erectile tissue fills with *wipes face* blood and causes the penis to become, well… hard… the sensation of a hard dick is like eeeeerrrrrrr having a ummmm how should i say this… ITS LIKE HAVING THE MOST DENSE OBJECT IN THE WORLD AND YOU CAN DRILL A HOLE IN THE WALL OR HAMMER A NAIL IN OOOH BABY ARE YOU READY TO GET SOME HOUSEWORK DONE CAUSE I CAN FEEL IT. I CAN FEEL IT. WE’RE GONNA GET ALL TIM ALLEN ON THIS HOME AND IMPROVE IT. IT’S TOOL TIME MOTHERFUCKERS. LETS BUILD THAT BIRDHOUSE WE ALWAYS WANTED